famous quotes by Lucy Van Pelt

Schroeder: This is the music I've selected for the Christmas play.
[Schroeder plays Fur Elise]

Lucy Van Pelt: What kind of Christmas music is *that*?

Schroeder: Beethoven Christmas music.

Lucy Van Pelt: What has Beethoven got to do with Christmas? Everyone talks about how "great" Beethoven was. Beethoven wasn't so great.

[Schroeder stops playing]

Schroeder: What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?

Lucy Van Pelt: He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubblegum cards?

Schroeder: Good grief.